10 Things Rick Santorum can do since he's out of the Presidential Race

1. Write a Christian musical based on his life.
2. Have sex.
3. Work off those feminine hips of his.
4. Return all of those sweater vests he had made for his campaign.
5. Pay his Bills.
6. Star in Jake Cruise or Men Over 30 website.
7. Attend the Black Party and Folsom.
8. Read The Autobiography of Malcolm X: As Told to Alex Haley.
9. Beg Romney to make him VP.
10. Ask God for forgiveness.